This is a collection of some of my favourite miscellaneous and mischievous bits and pieces gleaned from the internet over the past couple of years. Some have been sent by friends but, as seems to be the way with email, most are from people I've never heard of. So - strictly speaking not 'gleaned', then ... 'assailed by' - might be nearer the truth.

Anyway, thanks to whoever - and I'm assuming that when someone unleashes one of these gems on the unsuspecting email community they expect it, indeed want it, to be freely distributed. So, I'm happy to oblige.

I hope you find some things to interest/amuse/stimulate - if you have similar such rantings, feel free to send me your favourites [or favorites] and they will be duly posted as long as they are clean [ish] and funny or have some other merit. All submissions will be suitably credited with your name and, if you dare, your email address. This could easily get out of hand - I will have to monitor progress carefully!

A Bricklayer's Tale
Carmen
Computer Idiot
Computer Quotes
Consumer Labels
Dali Lama
Employees
Frogs
History Answers
Kid's Advice
Beer
US Navy vs Canada
NYU Applicant
Queen for US!
George Bush Jr
TRUE story of creation

NB: There seem to be a number making fun of the US - and I apologise to my many US visitors! This in no way reflects my politics/views but is rather a reflection of the huge amount of US internet and email traffic.